I had a conversation with this house and it went something like this: You've seen better days old man. [Well, did you see what I had to live with?] Point taken. [I've done a pretty good job providing a home over the years but nobody respects their elders anymore] I hear ya man. [Kids always kickin' out spindles - it's a busy street, I can't be smilin' at cars all day with a grill like that] Well, the new walrus look is workin' for ya. [And why they gotta poke my eyes out?] Huh? [I had a permanent wink until you popped new glass in my specs] Gotcha. Well, at least 1 of your "ex's" kept ya current. [Ahh, yes the 70's - life was good, still got the blue tub] I saw that... [Yeah, but a whole lotta good, bad & ugly went down in there & lives in me 4-EVER] Just when I thought you couldn't be dirtier. [I've had some styles & colors going on up there but it ain't thinning out. I admit I was pale for awhile - but how you like this new tan?] ..the old ones will talk your ear off if you let 'em.